NEW YEAR NEW MEEEEEEE!!
I’ve come to a decision, and it will affect every aspect of my life, most especially at RinkaDink.
From now on I will wear Yoga Pants and Leisure Wear to work, and I am not willing to compromise. For those of you shaking your head and tutting at my unprofessionalism I ask you - have you ever had to chase a toddler wearing a leather skirt that spends every moment on your body trying to escape your ass and hang out with your waist? Have you ever sweated every ounce of liquid out of your body in the NewbCube because you decided that 120 denier tights would look good with your new dress? Indeed, have you ever tried to squat for hours at a time in jeans that don’t have enough elastic to accommodate your ‘carrying a bit of holiday weight’ frame?
I THINK NOT.
Yoga Pants are my new identity. I’m the Zuckerberg of Leisure Wear.
Don’t call them leggings. They aren’t leggings. They are seamless Yoga Pant Leisure Wear from H&M and the moment I put them on my legs my life was changed forever. I’m not linking them because you will all buy them and they will be sold out, and I probably need more. I’ve already spent my entire Christmas gift cards on them, and I now have five pairs.
I’m not sorry, don’t try and shame me.
Look at them. Look at me. Look at that precious ‘I’m finally living my best life’ face. Look at how happy and free I am in these bottoms. In any other Yoga Pant, it looks like I'm smuggling those £1 bags of flumps you get at the garage in the place where my knees should be. In my £19.99 H&M Supreme Seamless Yoga Pant I am a gazelle. I have a knee. I have two knees. I am QUITE SURE my cankles are minimised. They contain my entire ass even in a full squat position. Check the photos if you don’t believe me. I can do yoga poses with a camera and a phone in my hand, because of my YPLW (Yoga Pant Leisure Wear).
I’ve spent some time today between shoots capturing my joy around the studio as I do my everyday tasks in my YPLW. 2019. This is my year.
Enjoy these special images.
P.S This morning I spent 35 minutes on the train watching, with fascination, a lady applying foundation to the bare shoulder of her one-shoulder top. Come on. Life’s too short, man. If it takes you that long to perfect one shoulder just wear a poncho and call it a day. Also, it’s minus 50 today, where are you going with that heavily foundationed shoulder? This just ain’t it sis. Come over to the YPLW way of life. You’ll never need a contour kit for a single shoulder ever again.